earthdad:

this guy is a cinematic genius

marsincharge:

sauvamente:

This feels illegal

I hope this blows all the way up and they get sued

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kamala-khan:

_Bonus:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

slumbermancer:

pastarrie:

superluminalflower:

dirkar:

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

emmersdrawberry:

earth-empress:

kiriamaya:

theblogofeternalstench:

New skills: Santas brush up on their sign language during a Santa School held recently at Royal City Centre. The Santas return to school each fall to fine-tune their skills for the holidays.  

omg this makes me so happy.

something to help lighten the mood tonight 

Look at them they’re studying so hard.

catsuggest:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

nickyrads:

penthesilea1623:

weloveshortvideos:

There are two types of men in this world

I hit reblog so fast.

electoralcollege:

You know what? I haven’t heard a peep from Denny’s since the meme about their CEO being a capitalist running dog. I think we can call that a victory for the left

mistressofthedarkroast:

She is finally free

faedreamer:

clarys:

mother earth is literally committing suicide right now and y'all still think climate change is a hoax

nah she’s committing homicide and we fucking deserve that shit.